Ever wished you could converse with the walking dead (prior to them eating your face)? Well, now you can! The good folks over at ZILFage have posted a Zombie-to-English Translation Guide at http://www.zilfage.com/?p=39

Win 2 tickets and transportation to and from* the Bristol Renaissance Faire for Kitty Zombie’s Plague Day from Chateau GRRR – details at http://www.chateaugrrr.com/plaguedaycontest.html.

Attendees of the San Diego Comic Con may get their hot little hands on this seemingly lame promotional shirt for the new Resident Evil: Darkside Chronicles.

However, like many things in the Resident Evil universe, this shirt is more than it seems. It can transform the wearer into an INSTANT ZOMBIE:

Thanks to ToplessRobot.com and @MeggusPee for the tip!

Crawling Zombie Torso Jello Mold!

The geniuses over at ThinkGeek.com have done it again!

“Your minigun whirrs to a stop and suddenly all is silent and still. The hoard of zombies you mowed down stirs no more. Tentatively, you approach the carnage, always vigilant for the unexpected. And the unexpected is just what you expected – one zombie is still coming. Its lower body blown away by bullets, the living dead still manages movement. It drags itself along, hand over hand, leaving a noisome trail of entrails behind it. You do the only thing you can think of: you pick up the crawling zombie torso and eat it.

For you know this zombie is only gelatin, because this was just a training exercise and you made the zombie yourself with your Crawling Zombie Torso Gelatin Mold. In just a few hours, and with childlike ease, you can make another Gelatin Zombie Torso any time you want. They are great for holiday parties, retirement parties, children’s birthday parties, and even just for friendly get-togethers. Because nothing says “Let’s have some calm relaxing fun” or “Happy 90th Birthday Grandma – you’ll look like this soon” like a Zombie Gelatin Delight made in your very own Crawling Zombie Torso Gelatin Mold. It’s delish! ”

http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/kitchen/bb9f/